LMAO!!! Don't clear a spot just yet, Timmy,
I really wanna have a go at this one first!!
I have made a start...
Just need a pattern of the short & Long uprights so I can cut them out!!
Wanna go for something like Pic's No. 7 & 8 in this link....
http://www.chrisbarronengineering.com.au/man.htm