[derailed]

i used to play a joke on all the gas stations when i had my bug
i'd pull in at the full serve
guy would run up and ask"filler up?"
i'd say sure
he goes to the pump grabs the nozzle and look for the door at my rear quarter panel
he would get confused and look on the other side thinking i was on the wrong side
i'd point out its in the front quarter
he starts pumping gas then asks to check the oil
i simply say sure
it took me everything not to laugh
he goes to the front and tries to open the front
points and says"locked"
i hit the release and he opens the lid
after a few seconds, the deck lowers and he looks confused
comes around to the drivers door with an odd look
looks at me,asking"there's no engine"
i look at him with a confused look" there's no engine?"
seriously looking at me" no engine, but your spare tire is there where the engine should be"
i just look at him with a puzzled look
look at the odometer a sec
then i reply" oh that's ok, there's a spare in the back"
the look on the attendants face is priceless!
lol