S&M construction open for bizz nizz!

[Supermario]

Thanks RW! I've seen those but never thought of it I like the first pic with single stripe. That way it can't be mistaken for giant candy cane or barbers pole and the Santa thing.

All I need to do now is figure out how to make the stacks smoke. I'm thinking a whole bunch of incense or something in a bowl sitting on top of concrete pillars then slip pipe over and voila?